The Infollowability of the Cyclist

This is another reason to cycle. No-one can follow you. Why? Because everyone else drives (is prammed by a pollutant), and cars (toxic boxes), in case you haven't realised already, are not bicycles. They do not  possess their slender lightweight form and thus cannot mount kerbs, do instant u-turns, or nip through tight lanes and pathways. The car is thus a dud when it comes to agility and nimbleness. It is also, because of its uselessness at following (and thus tracking), a dud as a hunter, which means it is also a dud as a wild animal. And if you're not a wild animal, what the hell are you?

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