Skipping Red Lights

As a wild cyclist I regularly skip red lights because I can see everything. In a car, not so, because you're in a car. Sometimes car drivers will get annoyed at this and honk their horn, or, like the waiting car driver shouted today, 'red light'. To this I simply smile and tell them that as soon as they stop defiling the Earth and their own bodies, and polluting the air my children breathe (I don't have any children but for the sake of argument), they can skip red lights too. Boy, you should see their faces.